To sound like a Christian - He offers get into Heaven free cards to all.
But you better read the terms and conditions in fine print before accepting...Should God issue coupons?
Great Idea. Little two for one passes to religious events. Discounts on bibles, babies and free get out of pergutory for those who have sinned.Should God issue coupons?
I'd prefer a ';Get out of Hell free'; card
He tried that once and Martin Luther got angry
god gave me a 25% off coupon to Hooter's once. The waitress took 50% off though.
like ...come to church and make a donation of at least 20 dollars......and leave with my forgiveness ?
wait better yet ! how about buy gods forgiveness and get a miracle for free
For what? Salvation or $1 off a pack of Marlboros? Personally, I'd love a coupon for the cigs. They keep upping the price and I could use a buck off.
If u mean to like to heaven or something, of course not! That's a weird question.
Like a coupon for 20% percent off new angel garb?
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